Many of you like quoting the Bible and the glory it holds. So do I!

"When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her." (Deuteronomy 25:11-12)

Haha. This quote cracks me up. I know the quotes are supposed to be inspiring, but this one's just damn funny. For those that don't know Bible-Speak, it says: If some dude hits you, and your wife goes to try to help you out and then grabs you by the genitals to take you out of harm's way... chop off her hands and don't regret it. Ignoring the anti-female part of this quote, it's pretty funny.

But sometimes the Bible isn't funny... or at least, it isn't used in a funny manner. Something I saw today that pissed me off:

It is from a forum-
"Originally Posted by Michael S. Burks
This beast is clearly not a ape, pig, or any other type of wild animal. This "beast" can talk, sing, and is used as a slave.

What about Genesis 3:1?
1* ¶ Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. ...

The "serpent" then went on to seduce Eve into eating an "apple?" No; I believe (two seedlines doctrine here...) that the seduction was sexual, begatting Cain. The serpent did something the beasts of the field were not subtile enough to do - have sex with Eve.

What is it that many Negro men want from Caucasian women? Sex! And from what I hear they are not subtile about their desires. (Just very straightforward.) The serpent (which does not necessarily designate a snake, as it most certainly is descriptive of character and not form) was sly enough to get what it wanted. Eve let herself be talked into something with deceptive words - what many women do today -, failing to protect her genetic purity - also what many women fail to do today."

I hate people like that. Racist pigs. He hugely twisted a Biblical passage with the most DEBASED logic I have ever seen. People like that should spend their times reading some good classics... like "Black Like Me". These fools are 50 years before their time. I'm surprised these apes know how to use the computer to post something like that.

Any rate, this might be an offensive post. In which case... I still won't consider taking it down. I don't find it offensive, actually... and I really see no reason other people should. Luckily, my comments system doesn't work so I'll never know how offensive this post is. And it really isn't.

Finally: Something to be proud of my modern Mongolian brothers. We are the TOP of the sumo wrestling world! :D!!
Mongols Own You

Short article of pride:
Remarkable Mongolian Rise
Konishiki and the other Hawaiian wrestlers were all giants who tipped the scales at over 200 kilograms. The new crop of Mongolian wrestlers, by contrast, are much smaller, most weighing in at less than 140 kilograms. In sumo, sheer size is no substitute for technique. No one personifies this more than yokozuna Asashoryu, who toppled Japanese wrestlers far bigger than himself in spectacular fashion on his way to reaching sumo's pinnacle at the 2003 New Year Grand Sumo Tournament. Asashoryu's success is a matter of great pride for his family and his homeland. In Mongolia, Mongolian sumo, the country's traditional martial art, is flourishing. Asashoryu's father and four brothers comprise a martial arts family of Mongolian sumo wrestlers, and Asashoryu himself was trained by his father from childhood.

There are already five Mongolian wrestlers active in the sekitori divisions, and Hakuho, who was promoted to the juryo division in November, is still only 18 years old. Hakuho's father won a silver medal in wrestling at the 1968 Mexico City Olympics and is a former Mongolian sumo grand champion.

Asashoryu is now the yokozuna, the top ranked sumo wrestler.

Yay!!! Umm... though Mongols really haven't done anything else spectacular, the day will come. Believe you me. I'm still working on the organization to make that day come around faster. ^_^.

My friend Shen and I once chanced upon a site showing Mongolian's proud music... it was actually saddened me. It sounds like that Jay Chow stuff my sister always plays. I hate that stuff. What we need is some good ol' Mongolian two-note singers. Mish, my future roomie, told me about them. They can warble a high note and keep a low note at the same time. We need to integrate that into popular culture and have that be our new type of singing. It'll knock the socks off the world! I need to have Mish compose a few songs for my Mongolian brothers to sing.

Harharhar... enough Asian/Mongolian pride. But still. Sad that I couldn't live up to the name and beat anyone at the sumo wrestling in the senior graduation party.

Off to game and sleep.

Final Fantasy X-2 is a hard game.

I now have a picture blog. But I'm too lazy to incorp the link. :D

I like deleting posts.

I've lost a lot of weight recently. Quite frankly, it's all because of a game. I enjoy games too much that I do not want to leave the computers for meal hours sometimes. Oh, sure... I end up going with a few pals to late night at 2:00 am... but dinner or lunch can be forgotten. On the flip side, I do buy myself a lot of snacks to eat while I play... so it's not like I'm starving or anything.

I think I want to create a game so addictive people forget to eat. And thus call it a diet. It's along the vein of that thing that people put in their mouths to make eating harder for themselves as a diet mechanism. Only less painful... and a bit less stupid.

So I've decided to write a comic for the Stanford daily. w00t! Don't worry, it's not going to be anime. It's going to be simplistic and fast to draw. But there will be humor. Oh, yes. Humor. Unfortunately, writing for Stanford has its backdraws. For example, the diversity. I am stuck between having a cast of "THE DIVERSITY SQUAD" or a bunch of white people and Asians. Either one will piss people off. Goddamn political correctness.

I also have decided to join more clubs than I ever could have time for. I can't help it. I see everyone else doing it... so. Next year. Also, I have taken to the library, as the internet connection is better and I don't procrastinate as much.

The problem is, I'm a lazy girl. I never get out of the library until they threaten over the intercom to kill me and my offspring. Even then, I give it a good 10 minutes before leaving. I hate moving. It is entirely too much effort to bike to class or to finals. However, spring quarter HAS taught me that going to lecture is actually a Good idea.

I envy those lucky bastards who don't have finals based mostly off lecture materials.

I have a camera now. Now I can post pictures. Hurrah.

I probably won't until much later on. At any rate, peace out.

I have given up on school.

I take now, instead, to a life of crime.